Some cryptic-ass post. Help us figure it out (Illuminati confirmed). A well-written tale of a UPS man, a garden gnome, some pissing, and some flatulence. For once we get a lady bitching about how much of a catch she is and how all men are missing out. What is a ballast? How is it related to brick/cement supplies? Why is there a pic of a dog? Sounds like some MILF bi-curious gals got together after cycling class. Hipster roommate available. Rent a husband (for free)! Don’t believe the public transit cheater… he has a charmed life. If you’re jerking off and driving, slow down. And speaking of, this guy wants you to watch while he does it (you can bring a female friend).