Paranormal club seeks, “maker culture”. Nerdy guy wants to make friends and meet at a safe place. Nerd rage discussion ensues. Are you good at cursive and signatures? This person needs you (nothing nefarious, right). Moose, the prisoner, needs a pen pal. Don’t worry, he’s change since his conviction. Fuck exchange (get ready for slogans a-plenty). Free motherfucking sand. Adderall fueled person needs your ideas to keep them busy. Crusty gecko needs a mate. Doggie momma looking for a BFF (MUST LOVE SODA). Free baby zombie hand to possible nestle your nuts on.
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