Casual Encounters 028: #Afterbirth

Preschool drop off is the place to pick up ladies. Cute roommate to share apartment, bathroom, boyfriend (be discreet). Hey bi guys lets jerk to my gf panties. ZEBRA HIPPO. Free senior prints…. is this pedo? Bring back Friday Flash. Is my GF a hooker or porn star. You decide.¬† Take this free phallic fountain. Join a paranormal group. Get that Sci Fy money.

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Casual Encounter 027: #fakeasstrees

“White guy” looking for lost love connection in Baltimore. You’ll recognize him… he’s the white guy. Girlfriend wanted for hire. Fulfill “basic” needs. Fake ass trees for sale. #fakeasstree. You’ll never use “fake tree” again, unless you’re a basic bitch. What’s with LOL? Does this word immediately mark you as an idiot? Is it a convo killer? We discuss. Straight guy seeking gay cuddle buddy sparks Katie down memory lane to her rave days. Is it ok to poop in a river? NATURE! This dude wants to use his van – possibly to con you into buy him stuff and/or rape/kill you. A missed connection Lyfe driver seeks passenger (spoiler, desperation ahead). This creepy-ass doll could’ve saved Annabeth box office numbers. The last ad is about a parent trap (not the Lindsay Lohan movie).

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Casual Encounters 026: #needtight

The hashtags continue dear listeners. We start with a real bummer of an ad where its writer is remorseful for her treatment of a past lover/cross dresser. From that, to free head in New Orleans. Katie will give this lady’s number (for an iTunes review, of course). The next dude hates Online dating (don’t we all). He’s also most likely doing it wrong. A thinly veiled pedophile ad in the guise of a telemarking manager who just wants to “help”. Ever notice you never see hand drawn product sketches on Shark Tank? Well, the dude in this ad is breaking the mold. From the files of nobody gives a fuck comes, free Hannah Montana frame! A missed “connection” at… McDonalds! We read an ad posted by a spankophile, which prompts us to research what a spankophile is. A vegan hamster ad sparks a long discussion on hamsters. Are these creatures suitable pets for any human? Hazel has the final word.

 

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Casual Encounters 025: #Fuckabledad

Who steals a child’s wheelchair? We discuss the finer points of doing so. Lady thinks the son gives as good as the dad, which leads to a discussion on #FuckableDads. This lady needs a certain kind of bestie. What kind of adult job has no nudity, touch, video, phone, or photos? We pontificate the possibilities. Some boys liked their XBox a little TOO much. Detroit gigs always delivers. This week, stomach vacuum model needed. Another dude trying to sell a used fleshlight. This one was too “loose”. We end on a happy note… quite possibly the actual unraveling of a person actualized in a CL ad. Enjoy!

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Casual Encounters 024: Anyone Jacking Outside?

A man laments about his mother’s shortcomings with heating hot pockets (it’s ok, he steals her money for drugs). Katie thinks she’s turning me on to a new band opportunity, little does she know… Yet another WalMart missed connection (what’s the world coming to). Are you vegan? Wanna help a brotha out with your poo poo? Free TV box leads to PSA. We read a creepy as post that may have been a sex crime. A “student” professes her crush for a professor, but is it a catfish? We debate. We continue to marvel at how good gay dudes have it with a makeshift glory hole post (all you need is a sheet and a mouth), and a dude who’s casually asking if anyone wants to join in a jack session… you know, outside.

 

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Casual Encounters 023: This Cat Toy Smells Funny

What up homies (we dem boyz), remember homies? Not fallen homes (pours out some 40oz), the little toy ones? We talk dating site manners. A seemingly innocuous roommate post, with a twist. Ladies, would you marry a guy for 5k a month stipend? If you don’t pick up this dude’s baby aloe vera plants, he might go on a killing spree. We hear about probably the scummiest cheater in CE’s short history. Free “cat” toy (whatever you do, don’t smell it). Free pool and deck (it’s not as cool as it seems). A narcissist gets put on blast… sort of. Yet another possible WalMart love connection?

 

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Casual Encounters 022: On the Real Tip (for real)

Apply to be a subject on “The Gift” reality show (Katie will recon this if it ever sees the light of day). Hey peckerface, maybe use Facebook or Twitter, yeah? You Uber driver might get clingy if you invite him to smoke marijuana with you. Are you a kid at hear? By this I mean, will you play with dolls with a grown ass man? It’s not sexual! Need a cheap room to rent? Either be gay, or act all gay…the renter isn’t (mmmmhmmm). Half drank whole milk for drum sticks. Enough said. Dude is looking for little people affair. Rent this man your little bike so he can quit his job in an epic fashion. We all love Married at First Sight (you better) why not apply the principals of the show to a stranger off Craigslist.

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Casual Encounters 021: We Dem Boyz

Need a weird, erotic, scary music vid? We know a guy… Man dies of “selfie” inflicted gunshot wound. Free cat book sparks discussion of babies raising babies, and dog babies. Thug man with a big thick pipe might switch hit (who knows…). Nothing like finding out some possible creep still has a video of you… over Craigslist. Can you give away laser discs (spoiler: Robo might take em). A *Victorian **Dollhouse (*the fuck is… **this shit) for sale. We agree, if you’re going to model your tongue, keep your eyes open. Some emo, lame, or mentally ill guy (you decide) needs friends. We read his pitiful plea. All this, and Snoop Dogg.

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Casual Encounters 020: Free Hot Tub

Producer Robo here. Not gonna lie, I was drunk editing this cast so take this summary for what it’s worth (but the cast is flawless, bitches). A divorce court romance. Cheating hubby license plate for grabs. Free hot tub 2003 y’all! Beavers can worship Satan. ICP fans abusing library computers. Get locked in a chastity belt. Learn how to turn on red mofos. A pickey cross dresser. And more!

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Casual Encounters 019: This One’s for Wrigley

Free wheelchair, just don’t ask what happened to the former owner. Turd of the week! This guy will do anything legal and moral for help getting some new wheels. Introducing our new sponsor, Wrigley the Goat! Take these cans. Yet another sketchy free trip. Ever wanted some creepy-ass porcelain dolls? Tattoo party… wanna work it? Fifty shades of fan fic.

 

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